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Ok
Apparently some noobs cannot see those pics cause they don't have a myspace
Well for you people
heres the screenshot.
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Ha, So you all remember our post not so long about about the whole "stace" thing, well yeah for some that wasn't enough, for some they said we were just assuming and accusing her, well now we have concrete proof.
Take a look at this link
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=16402700&friendName=BaBy%20GrL%3D%3D%3D&Mytoken=20050528070135&setonlinenow=1&setonlinenow=1
This is some girl that Ken found on myspace, she is the real owner of the face stace 'claims' to own.
I messaged her on Myspace.
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From: Andy
Date: May 26, 2005 12:08 PM
Hey, i know someone who is using your pic as "theirs" the wonderin pic, do you know anyone called stace?
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stace?? no... i am the real grl.. my name is bridget ppl call me brii..
that ppl who steals my pic...
w/e they aint me ....
thanks thou
Oh, That's funny she's never heard of stace, but they look so alike.
If you still fail to see what is going on.. Kill yourself. You suck.
Peace.
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Thursday, April 28th, 2005
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Okay, so you would be wondering where we've been all this while. The date was 21'st April, 2005, Andy and I were acting cute and checking out the net for hawtsex pics to get off to. Andy, being the cutie that he is, came across this site, www.tubbybob.com . It's a site about this HAWTIE's sex adventures. There were three movies i downloaded from that site. That was enough motivation for Andy and I to go and personally meet this "Bob".
Things you should know about Tubby Bob :-
1: He's a overweight hairy cutie with a tiny penis(Actually, just right for Andy and I, Anything bigger would be "ewww grose that's so biggg".)
2: He's had sex 3 times in his life (Well, 4, but shhh, hold on ;) ). Once being with a transvestite(He didn't know :O) All three times have been sex with a whore who took at least 600$ to do him [Poor guy =[ ]
3: He likes Action movies and old 70's music you can stand up and dance to.
Here's a picture of Bob :D
Andy and I, never do anything like this, but this was just SPECIAL. We decided to go all the way, BY PLANE, to meet Bob, in Las Vegas, America. We landed, and were shocked, and flattered at the same time, when we saw this cute 5'7 270Lb man waving a sign in the air with "Jay and Andy <33" on it. Andy couldn't believe his eyes. He looked hotter IRL. We went to a pub where he treated us to drinks and a snack. We spoke about Politics, World peace, homosexual marraige laws, and frankly anything you can think about. We decided that we wanted him bad. He was hesitant at first, a little self conscious of his HOT body. But Andy and I convinced him that we'd meet at our hotel room and screw ourselves over and over again. ;D
We had planned for him to come at 10 PM, but it was 10:15 and Andy was suddenly feeling as though he wouldn't show up. I had trust in our friend Bob. Meanwhile, Andy and I were in dress-up mode, and we wore totally hawt dresses revealing our bodies :">. We wore makeup and gossiped over some tea and crackers. We had totally given up on Bob, when we heard a knock on our Suite door. "Come in", I said, rubbing Andy's thighs in anticipation.
Bob walked in, dressed in his usual sports shit [XXXL of course], loose fitted pants and a baseball hat. Andy was about to laugh at this kids lack of fashion sense, but i kind of gave him that "look" silently telling him to BEHAVE. Bob seemed kind of nervous, he'd never done a threeway, let alone with 2 guys. I consoled him, told him we'd done it several times, and that he should relax and let Andy and I take over.
Andy and I are classy ho's. We admit it :">. We set up the bed with rose petals. Had some champagne flowing and little heart chocolates to feed our guest. :D. Bob sat on the bed, Andy helped me as i took his top off. He had a hairy chest, not to mention the fat =P~. I was extremely impressed by his stomach. It seemed he had lost weight from the movies we'd seen. He saw us looking at his body, and shyly gestured for us to take our tops off. We were naked within a flash :P. Andy's penis was throbbing with Anticipation. I smiled and stroked it, bringing it to its full length. Bob, was quite scandalized by what was going on in front of him. I slowly pulled Bobs pants down, revealing his hairy crotch, and his 2 inch pecker. He gave a shy face and pulled my crotch towards him. He wanted me bad. And i liked it. He finally spoke "Why doesn't Jay just sit on my face as i eat him out, while he gives Andy a BJ. I'll please you guys first, then you work on me..hehe". I looked at Andy, who was about to pass a wise comment on how Bob can't hold it in long, therefore he wanted to do us first, and with another strong gesture, told him to stfu :">.
I laid my crotch on bobs face, and somehow, my balls automatically found their way in his mouth. I could feel his tongue playing with them. Bouncing them on either side of his inner cheek. Giving the gentle kiss, and then the suck. It was heaven. Bob hadn't shaved, and his unshaven beard was rubbing against my asshole,kind of hurting it, so i told him. He smiled, and moved a bit ahead, and before i knew it, he was giving me a rimjob. Andy has given my TONS of rimjobs, but this was just..DIFFERENT. My anal juices flowed down his chin, but he made no mistake, and got his hand and licked it off. MmM. Then he began sucking my dick, one could tell that he was an amateur, he used to choke on it, his spit would always run down my balls (GOD I HATE THAT 8-|)But it took me about 10 minutes of HAWT sucking, and then i came. I came in his mouth. The taste of cum in his mouth sickened him as he gave a face of absolute GROSSness. But Andy and I persuaded to swallow, which he did :">.
As i was getting my peen0r sucked, Andy was getting another of Jays famous blowjobs. In between, Bob and I would share his dick, tonguing each other at the same time. Who would have thought this innocent fatty would be such a little devil in bed. It took Andy some time, cause his penis was swollen from our little tea party (another story, maybe for another day), But he finally came in 20 minutes, and Bob and I swallowed his load down.
Since Andy and I were already satisfied, we looked at Bob and gave him an evil look. Bob shivered. "O..o..ok guys, but, be gentle.." Andy snickered. He didn't know what was coming for him. Andy got out his lube and started applying it onto Bobs cock. I was busy licking the underside of his balls. He lay there, eyes closed. We were ready. Andy sucked his dick. Maybe for like 4 seconds. He felt it quivering. " =\ " was the look he gave me as he pulled out and saw a cumstained semi-erect penis. "OMGWTFBOB" I said, as i slapped his hawt ass, sending ripples all over his fat body. He was shy. He didn't say a word. He just got dressed and left. " :| ".
"That was gay", I said. "Roger that", said Andy. We packed our bags and left the next day, but what happened that night, was just, " :| ".
Once we got back home, Andy and I were brainstorming on other ideas, and we thought of a HAWT idea. You all have heard of We live Together right ? [www.welivetogether.com]. It's this site where these two lesbian roommates get chicks from the street and fuck them :O. Well, we thought we'd do the same thing, ONLY, we'd have guys from chatrooms :">. Nice, huh ? Keep in touch for more details on this, we'll be updating soon ;)
I'll leave you with others pics of Bob we took while our little adventure was taking place.
Jay, out.
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Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
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Heyyyyy since our new pal jsex wanted us to show our pics, i said, fair enough, we shall show you.
Ladies, Guys, Hopefully mostly guys, FEAST YOUR EYES ON THESE TWO HOTTIES.
Yup, Total EyecANDY
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And that's me, Jay.
Hawt no?
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Since we're both highly professional abercrombie male models, we'd like all you people out there to rate us and tell us how hawt we are.
okie
bye bye silly goose ;]
Jay
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Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
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Hi.
Since Andy and I are such emo cuties, we decided to make a website where Emo kids from all over the world could come, hang out, talk, post comments etc. This idea is only in it's early stages but with the help of some extremely talented HTMLers[xD], we're getting together the site. We've already aquired the name www.crybabyemokids.com And keep viewing for updates on the progress of the site.=)
If you think you have skills in HTML & Flash, then kindly IM l2ugul2 or x_andeh ASAP. We will appreciate your help.
Thanking you,
Jay.
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Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
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Wow so you saw that last post about the diehard fan, but what you did'nt see was the aftermath of that whole ordeal, so here it is copied EXACTLY, what you are about to see MAY shock you.
The person/persons wish to remain anonymous.
Anonymous: r u da guys from da journal
Andy: Yes that's us.
Jay: Why?
Anonymous: I fuxin hate yas
Andy: Interesting, Why?
Anonymous: u killed ma bf?
Jay: We did?
Anonymous: Ya he killd himself cuz u never updated
Andy: Ah, him.
Anonymous: Yes im
Jay: Him*
Anonymous: fuk u
Andy: 8-|
Jay: 8-|
Anonymous: u boiz is fukd now i tuk action
Andy: What do you mean?
Jay: Action?
Anonymous: i am sewing u fagz
Andy: Rofl seriously?
Anonymous: u fink diz iz funi?
Anonymous: U fukrs iz goin dwn i swer
Jay: :-s
Anonymous: Just u w8.
Anonymous Has left the room.
Andy: Wtf @ her.
Jay: You think she is serious?
Andy: Iunno.
A few hours later the whole thing was forgotten, until that is.....
Jay got a phone call.
Jay: Hello?
Detective Latrell: Am I talking to Jay, Rugur's co/author.
Jay: yes why?
Detective Latrell: I am calling to inform you of a court conjunction being placed against you and your Journal, also to inform you that both you and'Andy' are currently under warrant for arrest.
Jay: wtf@urmomstits
Detective Latrell: I beg your pardon.
Detective Latrell: This is a serious matter young man.
Jay: Under arrest for what exactly?
Detective Latrell: Manslaughter.
Jay: Who did we apparently kill?
Detective Latrell: His name must remain anonymous, but I think you have a good idea.
Jay: The physcho fan?
Detective Latrell: Define Pyhscho.
Jay: The fan who was all pissed about the lack of updates and threatened suicide.
Detective Latrell: Go on.
Jay went to explain everything, about what had happened. After a long conversation, it was agreed that both Jay and I must report to a station to record a statement. We did just that and after a day or so they let us out on bail, which was paid for by Ahmed.
We were informed that no police charges would be enforced BUT the restraint on the Journal WOULD still stand, which pissed us right off, we don't exactly know now what will happen so we will have to keep you posted all we know is we have to appear in court within like the next two weeks some time, for more info visit the link below.
Thanks. Andy.
http://uk.geocities.com/cnn_page1/CNN.htm
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Well as diehard fans of our journal, you people must be worried as to why the journal has not been updated for so long.
Here's a convo i had with our fan, who requested to be anonymous.
Fan#1: OMG JAY AND ANDY WTF MAN WHYZ UR JOURNAL NOT UPDATED ?!!
Andy: Um, because Jay and I have been busy.
Fan#1: NOOOO PLZPZLPZLPZLPZLPZLPLZ UR JOURNAL IS OMGSOFUNNYLOLZ AND I READ IT EVYDAY N NITE.
Fan#1: I PRINTED OUT UR POSTS N MEMORIZED DEM BY HEART
Jay: Well, Sir, I'm glad that you are so excited over our journal, and i assure you that we'll have a cute update soon.
Fan#1: SOON WTFF SOOON ???? HUHUHUHH ??????? THATS LYK SOOOO NOT PREDICTIBLE...DUDE UR JOURNAL IS LIKE A DRUG WITHOUT IT I'M DYING MANNNNN
Jay: Sir, i request that you calm down.
Fan#1: CALM DOWN ?? NO UPDATES ?? OMG PLZ I NEED YOUR UPDATE NOW!!!!
Andy: Heh, Jay, This guy looks pretty hawt.
Jay: Indeed.
Fan#1: AAHHH IM OUT OF MY CALMDOWN PILLS..IM GONNA DIE =[
Jay: Sir, i garuntee that you will not die.
Jay: Sir..?
Andy: I guess he just...left ?
Jay: Sir, please, i hope you're not killing yourself.
Andy: Aw man not another crazy fan of our journal killing himself ;(
Fan#1: Before i leave, take this as my suicide note.
Fan#1: GUYS I LOVED UR JOURNAL WHILE I WAS ALIVE, YOU DIDNT UPDATE, THE WORLD IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE UPDATES..SO THEREFORE, I'M ENDING THIS MISERABLE LIFE OF MINE.MOM IM SORRY I COULDNT BECOME WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO, JUST KNOW THAT I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. OH SHIT....THE BLOODS SPREADING..DAMN...MY HANDS..OMG WHY AM I DOING THIS..OH.OOOH....O
Fan#1 has left the room
Jay: Well, i guess we should have told him that we're updating tomorrow.
Andy: Lol, too bad. I'm gonna go jerk off to the thought of him killing himself.
Jay: Yeah me too.
Moral of the Story:
WE'RE GONNA UPDATE SOON
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How come I always get the shitty jobs 8-| meh anyways. Better late than never this is the guide you have ALL! been waiting for.
This post is especially for ze chickz or for SOME guys
Introduction
As Jay posted before in his guide.
Heres the situation, you're in a chat room and a guy is on cam. Unlike Jay's guide to get a girl, a guy on cam is far more simple and most of them even advertise "cok on cam cum for da ladiez" which I guess is their way of getting laid. However though guys advertise their perverted actions for all to see, they are'nt so eager to show if ze ladie doesn't have a cam or mic or a picture.
So what do you do?
The Approach
There will two types of this, the one who just broadcasts he has a cam and the other, the guy who brags about showing his dick on it.
First lets say he comes in and says something like, 14/m/cock on cam, so you think yeah i could do with a
quick flick, so you PM the fag. He's all like asl, you tell him "15.f.fl" or whatever, he replies "u got cam", you reply "no" he says "pic" you reply "no" hes all like annoyed and shit now, you ask "can i view" he's all like "naw naw u need a pic", You're thinking 'Hmmm' So then this is what you do. There are two things you can do either works.
The first would be simply to steal a pic, faceparty, myspace another yawhores profile all work, just bare in mind it can't look too fake like if you get one of www.models.com and it has like the tag in the bottom corner he's gonna suspect something, so take one that is really of someone else. The other way would be Say you do have a cam and basically string him along, wait till he gets on it, then when he says "u invite now" say "not yet my moms here" or something similar, delay the fag as much ass possible, keep talking to him, just like jay said build up trust, get to know him slightly and obviously don't fall in love with him (Kt if you're reading).
THE KILL
Ok ok so they're on cam and you wanna see some action, right? Well talk a lil more ask a question, flirt with them, let them ask a question answer it, flirt some more, shit you know how to do that right? After that make sure to compliment a lot, your hot etc, you look like you have a nice body wish that top was off ;)) hehe. Etc etc.
After you have flirted a little more making sure to use emotions. :*, :X, >:D< etc Ask if you can his body, if he's kinda vain and proud of it he will show you, if he has a chest like Ryan's you MAY need him to be drunk, (on the contrary if he has a chest like Ryan's you're better off NOT seeing it) So whether he shows you or not, you two will still be getting on great, so back to the flirting making sure NOT to get attached to him. Ask him if he shows often and some basic questions about his penis, size etc.
Ask him about his sex life, tell him you're horny, flirt some more and you're ready.
Ask if you can see it, unlike a girl a guy will expect you to be more formal so don't worry about the approach, making sure to add a flirt though maybe an easy :"> will soften the blow and make him flirt back a little, if he asks to view cam say hang on (alternatively you could say that you have one but it needs to be installed, he will ask to install it obviously say yes and delay him while it installs) Hopefully now this young gentleman will have his penis on show for you too see, take a screen shot, play with yourself, do whatever.
After you have got what you want from him, stop viewing you will get PM'd to fuck but a quick ignore solves all and BOOM you've done it.
The Final Word
All that's left for me to say is good luck, this guide is no guarantee to work and also will not turn you into the ultimate cam scam, however it will hopefully give you an advantage, anything you've read here today CANNOT be used out of context and we accept NO responsibility for anything that happens after the incident thank you.
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All International News Agencies somehow got hold of these, embarrasing pictures of mine, and now the paparazzi are flaming me with threats. I realised i'm proud of who i am, and the result ? This news article, Cut out from the CNN Website.
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Jay has a small cock!
It has been revealed today that Jay has an amazingly small weener.
It has taken us a while to pick up the courage to reveal such a news to the whole world, but we're now ready to announce that Jay has a ridiculously small penis.
Many people told us we should not expose Jay that way, that having to go through life with such a cock was already hell.
We thought about it, spoke amonst ourselves for weeks and finally came to the conclusion that the world has a right to know about what Jay had to live with for his whole life.
Stop hiding Jay , we all know now!
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Well i'm ashamed but yes, it's true, i really DO have a small penis.
Jay.
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
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This post is especially for the guys, or for SOME girls ;).
Introduction
So you're in a chatroom, and suddenly this girl says "16/f/cam" and your pants suddenly get stretched. Well i won't blame you. Ever since the birth of chatting, there have been perverts like yourself who DIE to get some e-pussy on cam. MOST of them have been unsuccessful, but if you follow my guide well, your chances to get to see some action on cam would have doubled. So here i give you, Jay's Guide To Get Chicks To Flash On Cam.
The Approach
Girl enters the room and says "Hi guys 15/f with cam open view" [Note this is a hypothetical situation here, as open cam for females = very rare, getting onto the chicks cam is your job, my job is simply to teach you how to get her to bare it all].
So you get onto her cam and go "DAMNNN THATS A HOT CHICK =p~" [Note, again, this is a hypothetical situation as most chicks who have open cams are fat and/or ugly] You go "DAMN THIS CHICK WOULD LOOK HOT NAKED".
Rule #1: NEVER RUSH
You see her cam for .000001 Seconds and you Go "HEY hotchic4u12345, can you stand up pls!!11" That sir, would get you a) kicked off her cam b) made fun of in chat c)make you want to cut yourself.
What you SHOULD do is the calm, slow approach. Now this part is very important, read it very carefully.
You need to build the girls trust in you, so you have to act friendly, BE PATIENT . Crack a couple of jokes, make her say "LOL" at least 4 times before you even TRY to ask her to do ANYTHING for you on cam, even SMILE. Once your trust is built, which can take long, believe me, You've got your window, and NOW is the time to attack.
RULE #2: NEVER FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO
Now that the trust is built, tell her to "smile at the cam" or something like "wave to me". Something NON PERVERTED. If she does it, then you know you've got her in your grasp. Make her say "LOL" at least 5 more times. Remember, chicks dig funny guys, so even if it means searching google for "funni comment 2 imprez chix", DO IT =). Now that she thinks you're a funny guy (4 + 5 = 9 "LOL"'s ) and now you can go A STEP AHEAD and ask her to stand up. WAY TO NOT ASK HOW TO STAND UP : "OMG YOU'RE HOT =P~ CAN U STAND UP PLZ"
WAY TO ASK HOW TO STAND UP : "Hey,LOL, Can you stand up haha". By applying that method, you can always defend yourself by saying you were kidding (She has to believe it, due to 9 "Lol"'s.) but most likely, she will listen to you and stand up.[Again, this is not garuntee'd as there are some stuck up chicks that won't stand up for anything.] Once you get her to stand up, it's easy to make her turn around, bend over,show her stomach, etc.
THE KILL
Now you've got this chick to do some Semi Perverted things, Now it's time to get down to business. There are two approaches now, one you can go all emotional, and go "oh i've not seen someone's boobs in a real long time" She may think you're kidding, OR she may think that you're serious and out of pity, YOU SIR MAY GET LUCKY. If she thinks the first, then you have to restrategize and go for plan B. Plan B is simple, first build up her trust in you again by another 4 LOL's. Then go and BEG her, literally, to show on cam. [Alternatively, you can add her to your list, fool around some more and THEN ask her].
Remember though, rejected once = "Lol you're funny", rejected twice = "You're joking right?", rejected thrice = OMGIGGY.
The Final Word
Well just remember this, after reading this guide, you're not going to become "KEWL DEUDE" and this in no way assures success in the art of Making chicks flash on cam, but what it does assure is your chances getting increased by at least, 50%.
I hope you enjoyed this guide, keep waiting for more stuff like this, post comments if you wish =)
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Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
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Do remember your 'first time'?
The first time that someone paid sexual attention to you. The first time
that someone looked at you with a look in his eyes that thrilled and
terrified you at the same time. The first time that someone else's look
made your penis harden and lengthen. The first time that you knew someone
wanted to touch you... down there.
Of course you do.
Go back to that person, that place, that moment. Your cock is stiffening
already.
Since the unshaven man with the smell of rum on his breath found me playing
on the beach when I was six years old. Was that where it all began? Or was
my destiny already in my genes to show me a new side of myself that one cold night with my friends.
I posted earlier about my first time.
But this time was like my first real time with emotion, before i was far too young to realize what exactly was going and did'nt fully understand my feelings this time it was was different this time there was "passion", I'll now post the story of the time I first felt comfortable, the first time what I was doing meant something.
It was winter me and Jay were like 13 and were become more adult, and more mature, we were still great friend's and still visited Ahmed often and met up with Mustafa on the odd occasion it was just fun though, meaningless.
I was staying at Jay's his parents were at the theater and so we had the house to ourself we were just playing on the computer and chatting.
Something was different about me i felt weird when around him I kept staring at him he did'nt notice i was glad.
Later on we turned they game off and was just sitting talking and listen to music (westlife.) I was having a good time we were talking about girl's.... and boy's.
We looked at one another a few times and i felt something like magic it was so strange like nothing i had ever felt before, Jay looked at me and said "Ya wanna band don'tcha"
I replied. "Rgr." He laughed and moved over to me, we kissed it was awesome felt so right, he pushed my on to my back and jumped ontop of me, he was like an animal so filled with desire I was rock hard, i was loving it.
He noticed and smiled and said "I'm so good" I smiled back, he kissed my neck and took off my top showing my developing stomach, he looked pleased with it and began to kiss my nipples, they instantly became erect, i laughed, it tickled.
He moved down and unbuckled my belt, and slid my jeans down, he could see the bulge in my pants poking out an inch of so, he says ive missed this.
I said I had too.
He began kissing me again i rolled him over so I was on top i slid my hands onto his waist and lifted his t-shirt up and over his head, he had a perfect body i was jealous of it. I slid my hands down and pulled his trousers down, he was hard to =D, it made me feel great to know I could arouse him, We lay next to each other, only in our pants, it felt great we touched a little and kiss some more, just little things made me feel so perfect, they made me feel so wanted. We were close for a little while.
We got dressed and went back to the computer, I was still thinking about it..
Was I falling for my best friend??
To be Continued.
I love you baby <3
Andy.
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Alrighty so it's coming along okay BUT we still DON'T have enough people,
we can't start it until we have like at least 12 or so around 15 would be ideal
but i dunno, thank you too everyone who has helped so far and keep it up =>
We currently have 6 so it shouldn't be too long if you want to enter you know what to do and tell your friends
Spread the word and promote the sexiest thing to ever hit the web.
Thanks
Andy.
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Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
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Okay if you think you got the talent here's the place to be. We're registerring people for Chatroom Idol over here, so just leave a comment if you want to register.
Also give us your Yahoo ID to contact [MSN,AIM too excepted].
Jay.
PS: The judges are Andy and I, and we're looking for a female judge. So if you think you have it in you to be the judge IM j4y_t3h_k1tt3h or fcuk_off_u_bellend.
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Monday, February 21st, 2005
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Alright so we're getting a fairly good response, not as much as we could though which means our "so called friend's" aren't advertising enough.
Wtf @ you fags
!!!!ADVERTISE!!!!
Totally post our Link everywhere
www.livejournal.com/users/rugur
Advertise the comp, get your friend's in on it, the more people who enter the more fun it will be and the better the competition =]
You could send a GM such as:
So this is the thing, we had this hot new idea "Chatroom Idol" Like American Idol but online
If you fancy yourself as a bit of a singer or a rapper you should Apply PM either me or j4y_t3h_k1tt3h and give your name, where you're from and the song you are going to sing, then perform either live on mic or by sending a sample.
For more info check out
www.livejournal.com/users/rugur
Or just mention it rooms to get people interested do whatever, just get it around yeah?
Thankies
Rgr.
Andy.
!!!!ADVERTISE!!!!
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Sunday, February 20th, 2005
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Okay so due to popular demand Duets and Groups are now applicable and may enter
Kthx
Andy.
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Allright so we were in chat, We were major bored lyk omg.
We decided to start a new online thing "Chatroom Idol"
That's right your favourite TV show has come online and is growing FAST.
By simply PMing either me or Jay (Gaylord 8-|) and giving us a quick taste of your singing ability either pre recording or live on mic, and giving us a few minor details such as:-
Name, Age, Where you're from, Bra size (LOLZ jks).
We will then enter you to the competition. (Date yet to be announced)
There will be three category's | Pop | Rock | Rap |
So there is something for you no matter what your music taste is.
To be apart of this just simply PM me on fcuk_off_u_bellend or Jay on j4y_t3h_k1tt3h
and we will get you started.
Thanks.
Ps we are looking out for judges if you think you're capable of such a task follow the same steps printed above with WHY you think you deserve to be a judge and what YOU can bring into the role.
Kthx
Rgr.
Andy.
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Due to public Demand, I shall Narrate a story of Andy and My Threesome with this cute chick Morgan from our school. Enjoy, and remember to keep tissue paper at hand.
There was this one chick at school, Morgan, who had a thing for double penetration. She liked the feeling of two hard dicks in her mouth at the same time. Only problem was she couldn't fit them both, as her mouth was smaller than usual. Her solution ? Come to the two guys with the smallest penii ever.[Andy and I, duh].
So the deal was made, we had to go to her place, have a little sucky sucky, cum all over, and we're out. So the time was set and we were all ready to go.
Now a couple of things, I was not really agreeing to this whole thing, because i thought Andy and I had a strict "NO GIRLS" Policy, but this was different, because Andy somehow had a "thing" for her.
So we went over to her place, rang the door, she opened, "Glad you two could make it". She offered us something to drink and later we went up to her room.
Her room was well lit. There was a double bed, with Roses all over them, and cute heart shaped pillows.
"Oh brother 8-|" i thought to myself as i saw all this "corny girly stuff".
Andy on the other hand seemed to find himself at home at once, as he jumped on the bed the second we enterred and started humping the pillows.
Morgan, was a very interesting young lady. She had medium sized breasts, the size of apples, brown hair and she had DSL's [Dick Sucking Lips]. "Ok then, let's get down to business", She said as she laid me on her bed. She was not nervous at all, she looked like a pro. She came upto me and kissed me gently, first with no tongue. She licked my neck, and licked herself all the way up to my earlobe which she nibbled on.
To be quite honest, i was NOT aroused, As Andy did all this to be all the time. She shoved me away and went towards Andy who was so excited, had already gotten his shirt off. Andy had the cutest of Pecks and Morgan noticed them and commented on them at once. She started licking his nipples and moved her way down to his bellybutton. Andy was rock hard, as his pants showed. She slowly unzipped them, and took off his pants. His dick was nice and firm. She grabbed it by her hand. Andy let out a deep moan, "Your hands are cold". She snickered. She stroked around with his cock for a while and then she moved back to me.
I frankly didn't want to waste my time, so i had already gotten naked. She looked at me with evil eyes as she undressed herself. Andy and I stared at her naked body. She had the cutest boobs you could imagine, nice and round, firm and highly fuckable. Her pussy was hiding between her legs right now so we couldn't see, all we could see was a bit of pubes.
Morgan got down to her knees and observed my cock. She wanted to suck it real bad. She slowly kissed the head of it. A nice soft, Gentle kiss. She then kissed her way down the shaft of my penis, and then back up.She lubricated it by spitting on it and stroking it. Within some time it was hard as a rock and ready to fuck.
Andy, getting jealous of me, as he always is, started complaining. Morgan sighed and let go of my penis and began sucking Andy's the same way she did mine. Meanwhile i thought it would be fun if i ate her out.
I had never eaten a pussy before, as i was constrained to dicks, but i thought, hey, how hard can this be?
So there i went and spread her legs apart and stared at her pussy.
her pussy was unique. She had curly pubes with something that looked like Dandruff on them. She had shaved her pubes in the V Shape, but had not maintained it well at all. Her pussy lips were soft. I rolled my tongue around them. I knew she was aroused as i felt an acidic fluid hit my palate. I then got enough courage to Put my entire tongue in there, and swirl it around. Her pussy tasted salty and sour, but as long as it was turning her on, i couldn't care less.
Meanwhile Andy was about to blow his load already. She had sucked his cock so hard that he had reached the point of Orgasming within a couple of minutes. She noticed that and kept him aside for later and began sucking my cock. She licked my balls as she stroked my cock with tremendous force. My pubic sweat fell down my balls onto her chin and ultimately down her body. It was only appropriate that Andy went and licked it off her.
I was soon about to cum myself. We informed her. "How do you want it ?"Andy inquired. "I want BOTH of you to cum IN my mouth AT THE SAME TIME" Andy and I looked at each other and Grinned. This was gonna be hot.
So we put both our dicks in her mouth (Which would fit easily as we have really tiny penii) and began thrusting again. We were tonguing each other at the same time as well.
I looked at Andy, "On Three?" He nodded, tongue still in my mouth. 1, 2, 3 We both Moaned. It felt real nice.We stopped kissing and stared at Morgan.
She took our dicks out of her mouth,opened it wide to show us our cumilative cum. "5 Drops, not bad" I said, as i wiped Morgans saliva off my penis.
We dressed up and Morgan gave us some candy and then we left her place. We never spoke at school again, although i think Morgan and Andy are having a secret relationship behind my back.
Jay.
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Saturday, February 19th, 2005
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This won't be a very long post as it's only a tiny memory but it is one I would love to share with you.
Here goes.
Me and Jay were on our way into town (Istanbul) we were only like 11 and it was a new experience for us going inot such a big place for the first time without our parents, we looked all round we were trying to find a new Playstation game for me and Jay to play later on that day as we were bored with "croc" and "ape escape"
We came across this "half price game shop" we looked at each other and said "omg lyk yes!!!" So we walked in and started browsing about, not long after a big kinda fellow came over and asked us if we were okay,
actually he was real big, like around 6"3 250lbs and real dark skin with a longish beard and swept black hair his name badge read "Ahmed", he said "Can I help yew boiz" We were like "It iz ok we iz fyn lyk ta." We found this one game we liked called "Air race" it looked a cutie we took it up to the man and put it on the counter, He stood up and looked, (a menacing look) he said "do you boiz hav ze money for dis"
We replied. "Yeah we do" He looked at the price and shook his head "somebody has priced dis all wrong dis iz much more expanziv den dis" We look disapointed and said" but we really want it", He looked and grinned, "maybe we can arrange something,Let me show you something, follow me" So we did.
He took us into the back room and said he wanted to show us his "one eyed snaked" we were both real excited as neither had seen one before. We asked "where is it Ahmed" he replied " It is here young boiz harhar" He unzipped his pants and flopped out an impressive looking penis, We both stared at it wondering what to do next. He said "come ova boiz do not be shy it is lorvley harhar" We stepped over towards him and stared, he said "touch it" So we did. He moaned a little it turned us on, We had'nt done anything like this since that time with Mustafa last year, but this brought back all those feelings we were enjoying our selfs again (were we turning gay?) We played with it for a while occasionally giving it a little suck,after a while he shot his load, all over our little soft faces, it was so warm and sticky, I tasted some, Just then jay began to kiss me and lick parts of my cheek where I was covered I did the same we were sharing our first "facial" and we enjoyed it, Ahmed sat back and smiled "good boiz the game is urz harhar" We grinned and stood up, he said "There is a towel go clean up", So we did after we were about to leave he gave us a card with his number on it and said" anytime you boys need me just call ok" We took the card and left smiling, we had just made a new friend.
To be continued..
I love you, you know who you are.
Rgr.
Andy.
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